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Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Crops Grown:	5137	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

behavioral patterns, blocky, BUILD, common behaviors, common traits, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural norms and values, cultural similarities, cultural values, Explore, individual characteristics, national culture, national demographics, national identity, Personality, personality types, regional differences, social norms, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, troll, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ores Mined:	2680	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	1156
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mines Excavated:	4072
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	5307	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	3774	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	8546
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Votes:	5654	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!