shut your mouth ritual Minecraft Servers

shut your mouth ritual Minecraft Servers

  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3954
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 45
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Votes: 333
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3239
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 121203 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9520
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6834
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Potions Brewed: 43
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9000
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8973
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)

    Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8078
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Theivez SMP – Season 2: A New Era Begins! Lifesteal SMP | PvP | Survival | Thriving Thieves

    Welcome to Theivez SMP Season 2! Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure where only the strongest survive. Kill to steal hearts, outwit your enemies, and rise to power in this intense PvP survival world. This is your chance to join a thriving community of players, form alliances, and compete for ultimate dominance.

    What to Expect:

    Lifesteal Mechanics Steal hearts from other players when you defeat them in battle.
    Thrilling PvP Engage in intense combat and strategic battles.
    Dynamic Alliances Build or break alliances, but remember, trust is fragile.
    Epic Builds Create your fortress, hide your treasures, and defend your realm.
    Custom Events & Challenges Stay engaged with weekly events and special challenges.
    The best cheat-free experience If you are tired of cheaters, join a server with zero op abusers for the best experience possible.

    Start Date: 23rd or 24th

    For more information and to get whitelisted, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZqFjUDzX

    Are you ready to survive, steal, and conquer? Join Theivez SMP Season 2 and become the ultimate thief!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    • How can I join Theivez SMP Season 2?

      To join, please join the Discord server using the provided link for whitelist information.

    • What is Lifesteal Mechanics?

      Lifesteal Mechanics allow players to steal hearts from other players when defeating them in battle.

    • Are there any special events or challenges in the server?

      Yes, players can expect weekly events and special challenges to keep them engaged.

    • Is the server cheat-free?

      Yes, the server aims to provide a cheat-free environment with zero op abusers for the best experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalCraft Minecraft Server

    NormalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9863
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6230 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zombie Dances: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’ve got a wild bunch of hilarious schizo autists online just waiting to make you laugh until your sides hurt! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come on, join us for some wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

    BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 587
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

    We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

    Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

    CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9668
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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