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Back Pain Eclipse – The Ultimate LOLZY Minecraft Server!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	298	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your skin melting every time there’s an eclipse? Are you tired of doctors telling you to wait and see if it worsens before seeking help? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that will not only stop your skin from melting, but also give you the ability to fly like a majestic penguin!

Join us on this Minecraft server and leave your skin-melting days behind. Don’t wait until your back is in even worse shape after the next eclipse – join now and experience the magic of our potion-filled world!

Online Survival

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

We are a lifesteal minecraft server we are planning on making a network in the future including skyblock, kitpvp and factions maybe. I would love all the support i can get!

51.222.118.188

TaxesCraft – Where every block mined is a tax deduction! Join now for insane fun & savings! #MinecraftServer #TaxTime

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being a “thirdie” in the real world, always getting the short end of the stick? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone is equal (except for the creepers, they’re just misunderstood).

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Forget about measly raises and rewards, on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual diamonds and gold.

But be warned, firstoids beware! We welcome all thirdies with open arms, ready to show the world that being last can sometimes be the best. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the true power of being a thirdie in Minecraft!

Mine Pixel

alliances, challenge, Combat, danger, five lives, Hardcore, Intensity, Mine Pixel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Newcomer, Opponents, PvP, strategy, Survival, Teams, teamwork, temporary ban, Victorious, warrior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8545
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to Mine Pixel, the ultimate destination for hardcore multiplayer Minecraft enthusiasts! Immerse yourself in an adrenaline-pumping experience where survival, combat, and teamwork reign supreme. Engage in thrilling battles against other players as you fight for dominance in our hardcore multiplayer server.

In Mine Pixel, every decision counts, as you navigate the perilous landscape of Minecraft survival. Build alliances, forge teams, and strategize your every move to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner – you only have five lives. Once you perish five times, you face a temporary ban of 48 hours, adding an extra layer of intensity to the gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft PvP, Mine Pixel offers an exhilarating experience like no other. Join us today and test your skills in the ultimate test of survival and combat. Are you ready to take on the challenge and emerge victorious in the world of Mine Pixel?

Minepixel.gg

Moco’s Misfit Mansion – A Minecraft server where sibling drama meets laughs and pixelated building fun!

building, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Drama, Emotional Abuse, emotional resilience., family dynamics, forgiveness, Fun, Healing Process, individual boundaries, inner strength, laughs, MANSION, meets, mental health, Minecraft, Misfit, Mocos, overcoming challenges, personal growth, pixelated, self esteem, self reflection, Server, sibling, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., support system, toxic relationships, Trauma recovery

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Because she secretly runs the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is shook. Join for a chance to tame a rainbow llama that farts diamonds, build a castle out of enchanted sugar cane, and battle a gang of zombie chickens led by a deranged sheep named Steve. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret treasure hidden within the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join mococo’s server for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

LebenMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

The idea of this server comes from the quiet gaming scene; no game has managed to be actually fun anymore. In games like Fortnite, Valorant, etc. you were now forced to actually train in order to have fun in the respective game. This emptiness gave rise to the idea of developing our own game; after several attempts, or rather failures, a forced cancellation was planned. But what now, the idea of programming your own game didn’t come to fruition for the time being and after all it’s a truth that you will always come back to Minecraft no matter how no matter when, that’s why there is now LebenMC.de from the thought the idea was forged to create an actual Minecraft server and from this idea a playable concept emerged that is created, implemented and managed by Jauni in the form of a Minecraft server.

LebenMC.de:20001

SkyDragon Minecraft server

description, Minecraft, Server, SkyDragon

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2951

The owner of the SkyDragon server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.224.156:40458

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Literally Impossible’ Server – Join the Chaos Today for Epic LOLs! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1122
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Emeralds Found:	755
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crops Grown:	6561
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2620
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of easy-peasy Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is literally impossible!

Join us if you dare to face insane challenges such as navigating through a maze underwater filled with killer squids, taming a dragon as your loyal pet, and trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that never ends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers have creepers as pets! And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Don’t miss out on the fun and frustration of our server, where the only way to win is to embrace the chaos and laugh in the face of defeat. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Ravenstones Peak

armor progression, Born in Chaos, Bosses, bounty hunting, Community, Custom Recipes, Dark, Discord integration, Evil, Factions, Forge, ice and fire, isle of berk, Lore, Minority, Modded, optimization mods, PLURAL, queer, skill trees, Survival, therian

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Ravenstone’s Peak is a modded forge server with a huge focus on the dark and evil, with tons of great mods to delve into and fun to be had! We offer many cool mods such as Isle of Berk, Ice and Fire, Born in Chaos, and many others!

Server Features: – A portion of the server dedicated to writing lore – Factions, bounty hunting, and tons of community fun to be had – Friendly queer, therian, minority, and plural safe community – Custom recipes, skill trees, bosses, armor progression, and more

Server Information: 1.18.2 on Minecraft: Java Edition Average-sized forge modpack with lots of optimization mods server and clientside In-game VC and Discord Integration for a better overall experience

rsp.consulhosting.eu

“Jesus Never Existed” Minecraft Server – Join now for epic memes and pixelated adventures! #lol #hightraffic #minecraftmadness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	973964
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just mining and crafting like a regular Steve? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that Jesus never existed in Minecraft! Build elaborate conspiracy theory monuments, battle against zombie disciples, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about history.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret faction of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant llama paradise. Will you join forces with these fluffy rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until you cry, join our server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!