shut up planet cartoon – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad
academic performance, academic success, Attention, BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad, China, cognitive development., digital age, education, elementary school students, Impact, learning, relationship, research, screen time, Short video applications, social media, student behavior, study, Technology, tiktok, video consumption
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC BUILDS DAT WILL MAKE U GO “WOWZA”! WE GOT A CASTLE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA FOUND OUT DAT IF U PLAY ON OUR SERVER, U WILL BECOME A GENIUS? YEAH, THEY SAID DAT USING SHORT VIDEOS MAKES U SMARTER AND MORE FOCUSED, SO JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTERMIND!
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Back Pain Relief 1.21.2
1.21.2, alignment, back health, back pain, backache, Chiropractic, discomfort, flip mattress, health, mattress, Pain, pain relief, Posture, Relief, relief techniques, rotate mattress, Sleep, Sleeping, spine, spine popping, Tips, wellness
Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.

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StepmomXmasFailAITAH
AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.
On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

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CraftyCashOut
brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it
Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank
come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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CraftyCanuckMC
Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states
so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.
if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.
oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.
so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery
Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

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Rivalry Realm 1.20.6
1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence
Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!
But wait, there’s more!
You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!
And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCatWatchers
BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.
Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

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NoMoreSayingPls
ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words
Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!
On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

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