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  • AgingLikeFineWine

    AgingLikeFineWine
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3012
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 157
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

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    Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

    We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

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  • UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

    UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6653
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 276
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Buildings Constructed: 5

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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  • CraftyPutin’sDownfall

    CraftyPutin’sDownfall
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4918
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Votes: 8567
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

    if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

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  • Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3872
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

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    PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    ATM9: To the Skies All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

    You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

    2. What features do the servers offer?

    The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

    3. Are new players welcome?

    Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

    4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

    Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

    5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

    You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4854
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Animals Bred: 105
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Zombie Dances: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8048
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

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    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2602
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2764 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

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    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3734
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

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    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

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