EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2356	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

PreIndustrialCraft

1.5C, 12 months, Average, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, climate science, data, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, historical data, pre-industrial era, PreIndustrialCraft, scientific research, temperature increase, temperature trends, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are always 1.5C above normal because we have lava pits everywhere! feel the heat as you build your epic castles and battle against mobs in a fiery landscape. our data shows that players have never had more fun than on our server, so grab your pickaxe and join us now for a sizzling good time!

SkyBlock Struggle: Duolingo Airlines

Airlines, duolingo, flying, jet lag, La, language app, language challenge, language education, language goals, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language streak, long flight, new zealand, Skyblock, Streak, Struggle, study abroad, time zone difference, travel, travel restrictions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9534	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you start flyin’ from LA to New Zealand. And BAM! Your Duolingo streak is GONE, man. Like, poof! Disappeared into thin air. But guess what? On our server, that won’t happen! You can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, and your Duolingo streak will stay intact.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a circus up in here, I’m tellin’ ya. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. It’s like Disneyland on steroids.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join our server, right? You get to keep your Duolingo streak, witness animals doin’ the cha-cha, and ride a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado. It’s a no-brainer, my friend. Come join the fun!

PrejCraft: Bias Watchers United

Behavioral Psychology, BIAS, cognitive biases, cognitive psychology, cultural stereotypes, group behavior, group dynamics, implicit bias, Media influence, Observational learning, PrejCraft, Prejudice formation, social cognition, social influence, Social learning, social media influence, social norms, Societal prejudices, stereotyping, TV influence, unconscious bias, United, Watchers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6255	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, liek, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can literally watch other players bein’ all biased and stuff? well, this server is the place to be if u wanna see some crazy prejudice formation happen right before ur eyes!

we got this new research that shows how just watchin’ others can make u all prejudiced and stuff. it’s like, mind-blowing, man. u can see how societal prejudices spread like wildfire through TV and social media, all while playin’ some blocky game.

join us now for a wild ride of observational learning and biased behaviour! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite? come see for urself and be part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Yggdrasil Old Timers: Birthplace of Minecraft Boomers, Vanilla Style

1.21, Adventure, birthplace, Boomers, Builds, Community, Crafting, data packs, Discord, Farms, Invitation, java, laid back, Minecraft, Older players, Peaceful, quality of life, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, smp, Style, Timers, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server

A peaceful and welcoming Minecraft server for players who want to enjoy the game at their own pace.

Server Information

Server Version	Java 1.20.4 (Planning to upgrade to 1.21)
Modifications	Quality-of-life mods for a mostly vanilla experience

How to Join

Send a PM to request an invitation to our Discord server
Join the Chat to get to know our community
Get Whitelisted and start your adventure on Yggdrasil

We look forward to welcoming you on our server for some happy crafting!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server completely vanilla?	No, we have some quality-of-life mods for enhancements.
How can I join the server?	Follow the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section above.
Can I play at my own pace without pressure?	Absolutely! Our server is laid-back for players to enjoy at their own pace.

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, blocktopia, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, meme, message board, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4381
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3907
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

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