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CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	110	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	492573	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6115
Runes Activated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	770	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8836	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!