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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

aggravated, Angry, ANNOYED, ANNOYING, done, enough already, frens, Frustrated, fuck, irritated, Minecraft, no more, over it, POLISH FRENS, POLISH FRIENDS, Poolish, rant, shut, SHUT IT, shut the fuck up, shut up, SHUT UP ALREADY, smp, STOP, Stop talking, TIRED OF HEARING

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mines Excavated:	3419
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	6373	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Algerian boxer, AquaCraft, athletes, Cheating, Chinese swimmer, Competition, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, performance-enhancing drugs, Race, Server, shut the fuck up, Social Issues, sports, steroid cheaters, tranny, Transgender, Victory, white people, Wins

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling “tranny” here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	115	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

play.blockstorm.com

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

sophisticatedgoons.mcserver.ws

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	249	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

mc.breadkraft.net

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

redstonecraft.net

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

mc.chrisbot.net:25575

CreativeBlockz

Creative

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

mc.mcorigins.com

WTCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Serve is totally new but without bugs, it is hosted 24 hours a day, I hope you come in and help us grow, the owners of the serve are Nimatrox, Gasty, _iWeken, I just helped put the post on this page, thank you.

37.187.128.231:27360

mcMagic

Creative

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	0

If you are a fan of Disney and Minecraft, then you have got to see this. McMagic is Minecraft’s most complete to-scale version of the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida. Originally started on the Reddit Creative Servers by our owner, therealduckie, in 2011, this replica of the Walt Disney World Resort features working rides, choreographed shows (including firework shows), all four of the Theme Parks (Animal Kingdom is currently about 60% done), and four of the many Resorts found on site. Beginning in late December, 2013, McMagic is proud to be showcasing CharlesGoldburn’s rendition of Disney Cruise Line’s Disney Dream!!

mcMagic has been around for two years now, and in just that span, we have accomplished a ton as a server, including a panel at Minecon 2013, over 130,000 Guests who have joined the server, 4 parks and resorts as mentioned above, and so much more!!

And for those of you that want to show your building skills, come build on our Creative Server at c.mcmagic.us!!!

mcmagic.us

UniversalCraftMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4331
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Growing server with many games and features including Team Deathmatch, PVP, Spleef, Grinder, Shop, Parkour,Death Games, Color Shuffle, Land ready to be claimed and much more to come!

192.110.161.38

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

play.uniquecraft.eu