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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

aggravated, Angry, ANNOYED, ANNOYING, done, enough already, frens, Frustrated, fuck, irritated, Minecraft, no more, over it, POLISH FRENS, POLISH FRIENDS, Poolish, rant, shut, SHUT IT, shut the fuck up, shut up, SHUT UP ALREADY, smp, STOP, Stop talking, TIRED OF HEARING

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7924
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Algerian boxer, AquaCraft, athletes, Cheating, Chinese swimmer, Competition, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, performance-enhancing drugs, Race, Server, shut the fuck up, Social Issues, sports, steroid cheaters, tranny, Transgender, Victory, white people, Wins

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Votes:	1163	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling “tranny” here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

NATOcraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Alliance, armenia, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, NATO summit, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, pro-Western, SECURITY, Server, strategic decision, summit meeting, transatlantic relations., Western integration

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to have your mind blown on the most epic Minecraft server ever! Our server is so lit, even Armenia’s Foreign Minister is ditching boring political stuff to come hang out with us at the NATO summit! That’s right, we’re so cool even diplomats can’t resist our awesomeness!

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite snacks, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where even world leaders can’t resist the urge to play Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

UkraineCraft: Missile Mayhem

36, aggression, CASUALTIES, condemn, Condemnation, Conflict, eastern europe, International, Killed, Leaders, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile attacks, Political, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Unrest, violence, War, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

omg u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, it’s so lit that even the leaders of Russia are tryna attack it with missiles. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us.

so like, come join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil Russian forces. u can build ur own fortress and fight off the invaders like a total boss. plus, there’s like, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered all over the map.

and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can chill with ur homies and plan ur next move. it’s like, the ultimate hideout for when things get cray cray.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s show those Russian missiles who’s boss! #minecraftforlife #russiagoaway

SignCraft: Global Unity

accessibility, collaboration, common language, Communication, Community, deaf culture, education, Global, hearing impaired, inclusion, International, linguistic diversity, linguistic unity, non-verbal communication, School, sign language, SignCraft, teach, Unity, Universal, worldwide

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wuld be supa cool? if we all join dis amazin minecraft server where we can all talk in a universal sign language! imagine, we can all communicate without even typin in da chat box!

u can make frens from all over da world and have epic adventures together, all while speakin da same language with ur hands!

join dis server and be part of somethin truly special, where we can all come together and build a community like never before. plus, who wouldn’t wanna learn sign language while playin minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, dudes.

so come on, join us on dis epic journey of communication and friendship, and let’s make history in da minecraft world!

Town of Thriving Chaos: The Server Where Villagers Wreak Havoc and Fly on Boats While Chatting

boats, Chaos, Chatting, Community, Council, Countries, Diplomacy, Discord, disputes, earth smp, Fly, Gaming, Geopolitics, Havoc, Minecraft, Ping, Playerbase, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Staff Team, THRIVING, TOWN, tps, villagers, War, Whitelist, Wreak

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Discord	https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Overview

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!

TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!

TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.

If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on?	TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft.
What plugins does TownThrive use?	TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft.
Are there rules on TownThrive?	TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes.
How many players are typically on TownThrive?	The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players.
What is the server uptime and TPS?	TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping.
How can I join TownThrive?	Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, busy night, Community, confusion, Conversation, created, Curious, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, going on, internet, late night, Minecraft, Mystery, ONLINE, Server, social media, speculation, ThreadCraft, Threads, threads creation, tonight, trending

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	2995	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t forget about our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server!

VtubeCraft – Minecraft server for aspiring Vtubers!

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, general, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Open auditions, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no Vtuber advice? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your Vtubing needs! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy ideas? We’ll give you the scoop.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to the best video editing tips and tricks. Need a laugh? We’ve got outrageous stories and insane shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have open auditions for prestigious Vtuber companies like Brave and Hololive. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with Vtubing adventures and Minecraft madness!

PartyPurge Minecraft Server

Apology, Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, family, football, Hitting, housewarming party, Minecraft, Moving, new home, Niece, parenting, Party, PartyPurge, punishment, Server, Siblings, Surprise, Twins, vacation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my son threw a football at my niece during a party. But don’t worry, we don’t hold grudges here – we just take away all your electronics until after our vacation!

If you’re looking for a server with intense family dynamics and consequences for your actions, then look no further. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to watch out for flying footballs!

BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge

acceptance, body image, BoobCraft, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disability, emotional distress, family drama, husband, judgment, mother-in-law, parenting, Plastic, plastic surgery, reconciliation, relationships, Revenge, self-conscious, sister-in-law, Support, surgery

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

MineTimeCraft Server

delegation, efficiency, goal-setting, MineTimeCraft, multitasking, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, Scheduling, self-discipline, Server, Stress Management, task management, time allocation, time blocking, Time management, time management skills, time management strategies, time tracking, time-saving techniques, work-life balance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server!

BlockBusterHealing

BlockBusterHealing, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy lifestyle, holistic healing, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, Recovery, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of pixelated blocks and virtual adventures lift your spirits to new heights!

Our server is like a magical therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Imagine battling your inner demons by battling hordes of zombies and skeletons! And don’t even get us started on the healing power of building your dream castle in the sky!

We’ve had players who were once so sad, they couldn’t even muster a smile, but after spending just a few hours on our server, they were laughing, dancing, and shouting “PICKAXE TO THE RESCUE!” at the top of their lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of endless fun and possibilities!