shut – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

aggravated, Angry, ANNOYED, ANNOYING, done, enough already, frens, Frustrated, fuck, irritated, Minecraft, no more, over it, POLISH FRENS, POLISH FRIENDS, Poolish, rant, shut, SHUT IT, shut the fuck up, shut up, SHUT UP ALREADY, smp, STOP, Stop talking, TIRED OF HEARING

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

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World of Normgroids 1.21.4

1.21.4, causes, Complain, dynamics, eat cake, effects, Eliminated, gone, have cake, ignorance, inherent risk, minimized, mitigate, negative effects, Normgroids, social order, Soda, Suffering, Taste, world

Join our Minecraft server and escape the normgroids who want to eat their cake and have it, too! We offer a world free from suffering and ignorance, where you can build and create without the constraints of society. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a place where the cake is never gone, and the soda flows like water. Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a new reality where the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join us now and experience a world unlike any other!

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InLawShowdown Minecraft Server

addressing issues, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional support, family breakfast, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, hurt feelings, in-laws, infertility struggles, InLawShowdown, IVF journey, Minecraft, navigating emotions, pregnancy announcement, Respect, Server, support system, transparency

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time when your in-laws planned a secret family gathering behind your back. Will you confront them like a boss or keep the peace for the sake of your marriage?

Embark on quests to uncover hidden secrets and navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out victorious, or will you be banned from the family home like a creeper in the night?

Join us now for a server experience that will leave you questioning your every move, just like the time when your FIL accused you of being rude for speaking your mind. Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Let the drama begin!

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AttentionCraft

Assertiveness, attention seeking, AttentionCraft, Boundaries, cleaning, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, double standards, emotional intelligence, FaceTime, Fairness, Hypocrisy, multitasking, phone calls, phone etiquette, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Respect, self-care

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and craft without any interruptions from your significant other.

Imagine a world where you can clean, reply to emails, and even look away from your screen without any judgment. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from the demands of your BF or GF.

Don’t worry about dropping everything to take a call – on our server, you can multitask to your heart’s content without any guilt trips. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so liberating?

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CraftySuicidePreventers

Community Resources, coping mechanisms, CraftySuicidePreventers, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, overcoming adversity, personal struggles, positive mindset, reaching out for help, resilience, second chances, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, Suicide prevention, support systems, Survival, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a laugh while doing it? Look no further than our server! We have saved countless players from the brink of despair with our hilarious antics and crazy adventures. Join us and you’ll never want to leave! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to keep you entertained?

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BelarusBlockParty

authoritarianism, Belarus, BelarusBlockParty, crackdown, Democracy, Diplomatic, election, EU, european union, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, opposition, Political, protest, Régime, rejects, response, sanctions, threatens, Unrest, VIOLATION

lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it!

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Obsessive Block Disorder

anxiety disorders, behavioral therapy, BLOCK, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, compulsive behavior, Decision making, delay discounting, Disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Obsessive, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psychiatric disorders, psychological assessment, Psychology, research study, risk tolerance

come join our minecraft server where we explore the wacky world of decision making in people with OCD! we focus on two crazy measures: delay discounting and risk tolerance. but watch out, because the blocks might be a little too perfectly placed and the mobs might be a little too organized. can you survive the chaos and make it out with your sanity intact? join now for a wild ride like no other!

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MineRealm

[core protect], Community, creator, gameplay, Launch, Legitimate, meta-gameplay, minerealm, multiplayer, Oct 28 2010, Plugins, rules, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, third-longest, unique players, Vanilla, Website

MineRealm Overview

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About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has MineRealm been running?	MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010, making it the third longest running legit survival SMP server.
How many unique players has MineRealm welcomed?	MineRealm has welcomed over 265,000 unique players since its launch.
What are the core gameplay principles of MineRealm?	MineRealm strives to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while also adding additional meta-gameplay that is fully optional.

Skyward Journeys 1.21.3

#Daredevil, 1.21.3, Adrenaline Rush, adrenaline-fueled, Aerial, Aviation, close call, close encounter, cockpit, danger, Fly, flying, JOURNEYS, kicking distance, Maneuvers, near miss, Pilots, RECKLESS, Risky, Skyward, stunt, thinking, thrill-seeking

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?

Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.

It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

Courtesy, Manners, Minecraft, public transportation, rude behavior, Server, shoulder slamming, subway etiquette, subway etiquette controversy, subway etiquette debate, subway etiquette discussion, subway etiquette guidelines, subway etiquette opinions, subway etiquette poll, subway etiquette rules, subway etiquette survey, subway etiquette tips, subway manners, subway passengers, subway rules, SubwayShoulderSlam

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

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MommaMatchmakerNoMore

advice, Autonomy, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, Interference, love life, Maturity, MommaMatchmakerNoMore, Mother, parental involvement, perspective, relationships, Respect, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

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