But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!
No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!
Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!
But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.
So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.
so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
| Plugin | Description |
|---|---|
| Drop Heads | Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads. |
| SinglePlayerSleep | Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more! |
| DiscordSRV | Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord! |
| Coreprotect | Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. |
| Simple VoiceChat | Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other. |
| Axgraves | Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. |
At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:
To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!
Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!