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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Votes:	3102	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Magic Items Found:	2330
Epic Battles Fought:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	1779	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	195	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.