🍆💦Shrinechick Minecraft Servers

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/twitch-launcher/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Enchantments Applied:	288	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Emeralds Found:	7863	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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BlockBustMasturbate

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

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ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

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Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8596
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3410	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20