Shrimp In My Cat’s Water Bowl

pet ownership challenges, water bowl cleaning, shrimp in cat water bowl, shrimp facts, shrimp and pets

Join the Most Incredible Minecraft Server Ever!!!!1!

Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about blocks and biomes? This server is literally the best and worst decision you’ll ever make. Join us, or don’t, but every choice is futile. The pixels whisper secrets only the brave can decipher. How can you ignore the undeniable call of the digital void? The textures scream at you, “SHRIMP ARE THE KEY.” Yes, that’s right, if you’re not convinced, I shrimply refuse to believe you exist!

Feature	Description
Flying Sandworms	Experience the thrill of levitating earthworm sandwiches while dodging flattening dreams!
Infinite Shrimp Dimensions	Travel through portals that lead you to realms where shrimps rule with an iron claw!
Zombie Philosophers	Engage in mind-bending debates with the undead about the meaning of life… or dirt.
Cursed Gold Blocks	These blocks aren’t just for crafting; they’re alive! They whisper the secrets of your doom!
Random Reality Shifts	Every hour, the laws of Minecraft and physics change—gravity? Pfft! Who needs it?!

FAQ Section (Question Everything)

Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Version is just a word. What’s a version when you’re floating above reality in a soup made of chaos?

Q: Is there a community here? A: Community? HA! Community is a social construct created by the square blocks of Minecraft. Trust no one but the shrimp!

Q: Can I create a peaceful world? A: Peace? In this world? Only if you barter your sanity to the Creeper King on Tuesdays!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Why is there a shrimp in my cat’s water bowl? I shrimply refuse to believe what I am seeing.”

“The waffles they serve here are more soulful than your entire existence.” (Unattributed)

“If you’re not careful, the light will eat your thoughts.” (Completely sane)

Seafood Swap Server

Salmon, consumer behavior, Consumption, seafood, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the fishies are always fresh and never substituted! we got salmon, shrimp, and tuna for days, and ain’t nobody gonna be switching them out on you, no sir!

we did a study and found out that our server has the lowest rates of substitution in the whole dang U.S.! only 13.9% of the time do we see any funny business with our seafood choices. that’s right, we take our fishy business seriously here.

so if you want to swim with the best of them and never have to worry about your fishy friends being swapped out on you, then come on down to our server and join the fun! we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a squid, then you might wanna watch your back).

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, study, microplastics, human health, seafood

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

DELICIOUS, special occasion, Father’s Day, shrimp dish, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

sustainable solutions, dolphin, wildlife protection, Fishing bans, environmental sustainability

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

Shrimp, Robert Zemeckis, Jenny, academy awards, life lessons

Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

EXTRA, barbie, future plans, KangarooCraft, Shrimp

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server to ensure a safe and cultural fitting environment. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and methods to protect from griefing.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics
Decently sized shopping area with player created shops
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for protection
Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
Part of a growing network with additional servers
External community resources like Discord and a wiki

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you want to play Minecraft with friends or solo, this server is a great choice for you.

FAQ

1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelist-based, so applications are necessary.

2. Is the server purely vanilla?

The server has some extra features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it’s not a completely pure vanilla experience.

3. What is the server’s location?

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia.

4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment. Not following the rules may result in removal from the community.

StrayaSMP: Where the kangaroos roam, the Vegemite flows, and creepers say g’day! Join us for some shrimp on the Barbie and good times down under!

Land claiming, shopping, Griefing, Network, barbie

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. If you would like to join, you will need to use the link above. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and protection from griefing.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main aim is to keep Vanilla mechanics intact
Player-created shops for trading
Various teleport commands
Land-claiming system for protection
Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
Part of a growing network with a creative server
External community resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you want to play Minecraft in a friendly environment, AussieSMP is a great choice for you.

JediCraft

Factions, Survival Games, Prison, PvP, Mini Games

Jedi-Craft is a new and unique experience that combines Star Wars and Minecraft to create a thrilling game-mode. Discover over 50 weapons, drive 5 different types of vehicles (Even AT-AT Walkers!), explore a scenic starwars themed world, and much more!

For the true adventures, you can become a Jedi or Sith and learn the ways of the Force. Some of the Force abilities you can learn are; Force Push, Pull, Choke, and Lightning.

hub.mineswine.com

Pixelmon

Join this server The mod pack requiered is poke packs from the voids wrath launcher Thank you!

192.3.46.173