SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

OrbitMC: Where the only spice is in our semi-vanilla, and the whitelisted block parties get active!

Active, BLOCK, Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Growing, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, new, OrbitMC, Parties, people, Play, Positive, Season, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Overview

Server Name	OrbitMC
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	1st Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is there an active staff team on OrbitMC?	Yes, we have an active staff team working to ensure the best experience for players.
What kind of community can I expect on OrbitMC?	We have a fun and positive community of players just like you!

Lazy & Unproductive

1. Diligence, 24/7, AMBITION, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Effort, Focus, Grit, Hardworking, Lazy, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, success, TENACITY, unproductive, work ethic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1881	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us 24/7 for non-stop fun and chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).

Crafty Chaos: Where Happiness and Despair Collide

bike, bupropion, Chaos, collide, conflicting emotions, Crafty, daily tedium, depression, Despair, duloxetine, elderberry flowers, fields of wheat, Flowers, Gardens, Happiness, hate, hopelessness, irises, lemonade, lilies, love, Mansions, NEET, stronger meds, suicidal, Sun, Tranquil, wagie work, worms

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	908
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the daily tedium of wagie work and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding your virtual bike through fields of wheat that smell so good, you’ll swear you can actually smell them through your screen. Explore mansions with gardens filled with unique flowers that will make you forget all about your real-life struggles.

But beware, because on this server, you may find yourself feeling both tranquil and happy, and in despair and hopelessness at the same time. Just like our player who struggles with conflicting emotions, you too can experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide.

So come on, join us and let’s ride our bikes through shaded riverbanks, pick elderberry flowers to make lemonade, and embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even find yourself loving this virtual world so much that you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even stronger meds for your conflicting emotions!

———– skyland ———– version-.1.20 Minecraft server

1.20, Minecraft, Server, Skyland, Version

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	151
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

The owner of the server “———- skyland ———– version-.1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

skyland.mclan.ru

TechNut: Where builders and technical wizards unite to survive the vanilla madness!

1.20.4, 1.21 Experimental items, apply, Builders, Carpet Mod, close-knit, Community Based, Creative, Dedication, Discord, Events, farming machinery, high effort, huge projects, long term, madness, motivation, Positive, Redstone, server quality of life, smp, SURVIVE, Technical, TechNut, unite, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, wizards

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	6987	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

What Is Technut?

Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.

Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.

While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.

When did the server start/reset?

Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!

What type of players are we looking for?

We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.

How can I apply?

Apply through our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

Or, join our discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!

SchizoCraft: Don’t Skip the Cute Girl!

acceptance, beauty, compassion, cute, discrimination, dont, Empathy, girl, Individuality, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Personality Disorder, Schizo, SchizoCraft, Skip, stigma, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6342	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a cute schizo girl who will keep you on your toes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events, like when she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns or when she built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues on our server. So come join us and see what kind of craziness this schizo girl will come up with next!

Rambley’s Raccoon Rave: Indigo Park Edition!

activities, Adventure, Community, Edition, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, family, Fun, Indigo, Indigo Park, leisure, mascot, Nature, Outdoor, park, Raccoon, Rambley the Raccoon, Rambleys, rave, Recreation, Relaxation, Trails, wildlife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	1879
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Rambley the Raccoon! That’s right, this mischievous little critter will be your guide on a wild adventure through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Indigo Park, where you can ride roller coasters made of diamonds, swim in pools of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe), and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot.

So why wait? Join us now and let Rambley lead you on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Crusalis: Fall of Rome Almost Vanilla No PVP Not Quite Custom No Nations Coming Soon!

304BC, auction houses, Automation, ballistas, Biggest, chest inspection., Coming, Crusalis, currencies, Custom, Custom Items, CUSTOM MELEE SYSTEM, Democracy, Dictatorship, Drum, Fall, flagbearer, Flute, horse chariots, horse system, instrumental system, june, morale boost, Nations, node transfer, PvP, QOL improvements, ranged mechanics, resistance, Rome, shield mechanics, Ships, siege ladders, Siege towers, soon, SPEED, Town and national government contract systems, town creation, Trading Systems, Vanilla, very, war elephants

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Server Name	Crusalis: Rise of Rome
Launch Date	28th June
Main Empire	The Carthaginian Empire
Server Features	Custom Melee System Node-related changes Tons of Vehicles Flagbearer/Instrumental System Currencies and Trading Systems Automation and QOL Improvements
Links	Discord Wiki Sneak Peaks

FAQ

Q: When does the new iteration start?

A: The new iteration will be starting in the year 304BC on 28th June.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: The server features a custom melee system, node-related changes, tons of vehicles, flagbearer/instrumental system, currencies and trading systems, and automation/QOL improvements.

Q: How can I join the Carthaginian Empire?

A: You can join The Carthaginian Empire on the Crusalis server by joining their Discord at here.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay mechanics on this server?

A: Yes, the server includes unique gameplay mechanics such as shield mechanics, ranged mechanics, and a flagbearer/instrumental system to boost morale and give troops effects.

Q: How can I learn more about the server?

A: You can visit their Wiki page at here for more information.

Crafty Creepers

anger, biden, Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, offensive language, Politics, presidential candidate, social media, sub human, UNACCEPTABLE, Vote

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so epic even Biden himself would want to join! Forget about politics and come build your dream world with us, where even the skeletons have better aim than the government. Join now for a chance to battle it out with Biden in a PvP match and show him who the real block-building boss is! #BidenWho? #Minecraft2024

CraftyCringeLand: Where cringe meets creativity in the world of blocks! based or cringe?

Based, blocks, controversy, CraftyCringeLand, creativity, cringe, criticism, debate, DIVISIVE, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, judgement, meets, meme, opinion, perspective, Popular, reaction, satire, social media, trending, viral, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	176
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further, because our server is the epitome of epicness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, you heard correctly – Herobrine loves to boogie down with our players and show off his killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat. Who wouldn’t want to win that, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! It’s either join us and be based, or miss out and be cringe. The choice is yours!

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