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SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	74401	Villages Defended:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Farms Harvested:	182

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

Minecraft, player, secret, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, ApricotFrootDiscussion, ComfyDiscussion, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, LearningAboutGuns, LearningAboutMerchanting, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, pummelparty, Server, SimulatingYakiniku, vshojo, VShojoCommunity, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojoWins, Vtubers, zen, ZenLive, zentreya

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	288
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

valyria.gg:25570

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	202
Villages Defended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	677321
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Votes:	4902	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

accustomed, Anime, anime fans, Basic, Cliches, comfort, Comforting, Fans, handle, Medium, Minecraft, pic unrelated, plot twist, shock value, smp, Story, Tropes, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4158	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!