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Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Based, blocky, Blunders, camaraderie, Chronicles, columbine, compassion, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Hope, Humanity, loyalty, Redemption, school shooting, strength, Support, Tragedy, two men, Understanding, Unity, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	124033	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

acceptance, APPROVED, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, fidelity, Girlfriend, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, monogamy, relationship, Server, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, tolerance, TOWN, Trust, twink, twinks, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

73568719, blocks, CraftyDigits, Math, meets, Numbers, previous, Thread

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

alien species, best girl, Character development, club, Crafty, Cuties, fan favorite, favorite character, Gaming, Gaming Community, loyalty, loyalty mission, mass effect, memorable character, quarians, romance, Sci Fi, space opera, strong female character, Tali, tech expert, Underrated, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

“Youth, BUILD, Countries, cultural exchange, data analysis, demographics, Diversity, education, future generations, Global, immigrant children, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, integration, International, Kids, Migration, Multiculturalism, Play, policy implications, Population, Social Issues, societal impact, statistics, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Void Armor Forged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

Anime, anime awkwardness, anime couple, anime romance, awkward, awkward couple, chemistry, couple, creeper, cringe, CringeCraft, Dates.., forced, forced love, forced relationship, lack of chemistry, Mismatched, mismatched couple, odd pairing, pairing, Random, steve, UNCOMFORTABLE, weebshit

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCreeperCocktails

biden, Cock, controversial, controversial statement, CraftyCreeperCocktails, crude, crude language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate language, offensive, political figure, Politics, presidential candidate, public figure, SUCKS, Vulgar

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

4channers, admins, Ahoj, Board, Community, CZCHAN.ORG, Czech, Czech 4chan, czech republic, Czechs, discussion, forum, Fun, Int, International, invite, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Slovakia, Slovaks, Slovaktingling, Thread, Website, welcome

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Potions Brewed:	34
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Chaosville Funland

Adventure, breathtaking views, Chaosville, distilled, Dream destination, Escapade, Exotic, Exploration, FUNLAND, Hidden Gem, Korosanium, mystical, Off the beaten path, Paradise, paradise found, Pure, Serene, Tranquil, Trouble, unforgettable journey, Wander, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!