New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • TrashCraft

    TrashCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 832
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6323
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 175
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

    BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1208
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 222
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7128
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Ores Mined: 7220
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1506
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3419
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6119
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4109
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 690
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 33
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6696
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Runes Activated: 8 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3058
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1730
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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