ShowToBlow Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowToBlow

binge watching, Characters, Climax, critique, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Favorite, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, review, series, ShowToBlow, storytelling, television, tv shows, WORST, Writing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions just like that show that started off amazing but ended up being a total flop! Our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all in one gameplay session. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

aggressive cancer, aita, AUNTIE, Birthday Party, children, christmas, clean up, Edition, elderly aunt, ExcludedCraft, family, family gathering, family gatherings, invited, Mess, NB Canada, noise, not visiting, parents, pick up after kids, pissed off, pity invite, purposely excluded, self-conscious, single mom, Thanksgiving, Toys, uncle, uncle’s birthday, well behaved kids

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	527319	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1237
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7480
Dragons Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Items Found:	4805	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	638
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9331	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	7068
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!