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BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9699	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6724

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Star Shards Collected:	245	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crops Grown:	8055
Animals Bred:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchantments Applied:	240
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	3

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	691971
Mines Excavated:	1419	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Votes:	4937
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	347
Ores Mined:	7581	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Votes:	5080
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!