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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisCleaner9000

    SisCleaner9000

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🔥👾 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! 👾🔥🌟

    🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪

    👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥

    🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯

    🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥

    🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀

    😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥

    JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AlienGreetzMC SMP

    AlienGreetzMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

    Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

    but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

    so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

    Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

    Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Name Boredom SMP
    IP play.boredommc.com
    Version Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    Player Count 20-30 online player average
    Features – Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win

    FAQ

    What makes Boredom SMP unique?

    Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.

    What should I expect from Boredom SMP?

    Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.

    Can I use Discord & Dynmap?

    Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.

    For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com

    Server Details

    IP: play.boredommc.com

    Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]

    Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage

    Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

    Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

    Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

    Features: Embrace the Absurdity

    Feature Description
    Infinite Pickle Dimension Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
    Anti-Gravity Blocks Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
    Villager Cults Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
    Random Enderman Explosions Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
    Zombie Fashion Shows Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
    Mushroom Therapy Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

    FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

    Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

    Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

    Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

    “The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

    “Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

    “Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

    “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

    Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

    New Minecraft Server
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