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TeslaFire Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE THE FIRST TESLA SHOWROOM IN FRANCE THAT BURNED DOWN BUT INSTEAD OF CARS WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE FIERY MADNESS! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS UNICORNS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TRADE GOLD FOR EMERALDS. YEAH, WE’RE THAT CRAZY! SO HOP ON AND LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC SH*T TOGETHER! -
GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds
haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! ð·ðĪŠððĨ -
SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions! -
GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living in a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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BioKidsRuleStepDrool
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and inheritance disputes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepchildren or widowed daughters trying to claim your virtual land. No more arguments over who gets the diamond ore or who gets to ride the virtual horse first!
Plus, with our virtual economy, you can amass all the virtual wealth you want without any judgment from your real-life spouse or stepchildren. Build your virtual empire and leave a virtual legacy for your virtual grandchildren – all without the drama of real-life inheritance issues!
So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your virtual house!
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CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice of your life – like how to tame a wild chicken by singing it lullabies or how to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks! Our players have been known to become Minecraft legends after just one day on our server. So come join us and let us show you the way to Minecraft greatness! -
FactCraft: Tell Me Yours!
Well, did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns? That’s right, our server is the only place where you can experience such epic adventures! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the enchanted forest, where diamond trees grow and lava flows like chocolate milk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! -
CannaCraft: Slovenia’s Dank Approval
yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! this minecraft server is like a magical garden of weed, except it’s not actually weed, it’s medical cannabis! we got all the potions and herbs you need to keep your blocky avatar feeling fine and dandy.imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden garden of medical cannabis plants. you start harvesting them like a pro farmer, and before you know it, your health bar is skyrocketing and you’re feeling like a million diamonds!
join our server and become the ultimate cannabis connoisseur of the minecraft world. grow your own plants, brew your own potions, and become the most chill player in the entire blocky universe. plus, who needs a doctor when you’ve got a whole garden of medical cannabis at your fingertips?
so come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in the most epic way possible. trust us, once you go green, you’ll never go back to boring old regular minecraft again!
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CloudCrafters
yo, dis server be like dat one time i saw a cloud dat looked like a giant potato chip. no cap, it was wild. join dis server and u gonna see clouds dat look like unicorns, dragons, and even a slice of pizza. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda cloud variety, fam. so come thru and witness da magic of da sky on dis server. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, yo. -
MatrilinealCelticRoyalty
Yo, yo, yo! Ever wondered what it would be like to live like an ancient Celtic prince? Well, on this server, you can do just that! We got skeletons of two Celtic princes who were almost 2 meters tall, showing that power and status were passed down from the mama’s side. Join us and inherit your rightful place as a matrilineal ruler! Plus, we got over two dozen other sets of remains for you to explore and uncover the secrets of our ancient past. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the matriarchy rules!