ShowerSucksCraft – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ShowerSucksCraft
cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage
Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

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MarriageCraft SMP: Platonic Love!
Affection, appreciation, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, Empathy, Intimacy in Marriage, love, Marriage, MarriageCraft, non-sexual connection, non-sexual intimacy, Partnership, physical touch, PLATONIC, quality time, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies!
Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!

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TeenageTunesMC
“Youth, adolescence, Coming of Age, emotional, favorite songs, flashback, formative years, high school, hits of the 2000s, Memories, Music, Nostalgia, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, soundtrack of my life, teenage angst, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC, Throwback, time machine
Remember that song that played on repeat while you were mining for diamonds and building your epic castle? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to bringing back those nostalgic feels! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as you battle creepers to the beat of your favorite teenage anthem. And who knows, you might even run into a secret underground rave where the zombies drop sick loot and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 2009, because on this server, every block you break is a step closer to reliving your teenage dreams!

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ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories
annexation, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, disputed territories, donbas, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, non-recognition policy, occupied territories, political stance, russia, Russian, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”
join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.
and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.
so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!

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Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, discrimination, double standards, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, Misogyny, mystic, PIXEL, protest, Realms, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS
Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP
Agreement, Ban, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Behavior, Comments.., Community, consensus, discussion, Etiquette, Guidelines, HARMFUL, inappropriate, internet, long tail tags, Moderation, online forum, reddit, rules, social media, Spam, TOXIC, trolling
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

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MineCraftySchool2100
21st century education, artificial intelligence in classrooms, Collaborative Learning, critical thinking skills, digital textbooks, experiential learning, flipped classroom, future of education, futuristic teaching methods, global citizenship education, innovative learning, lifelong learning, MineCraftySchool2100, online education, personalized learning, problem-solving skills, project-based learning, STEM Education, sustainability education, technology in education, virtual reality in schools
Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.
So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

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Butts of Anime 1.20.1
1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate
Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!
Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.
We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.
So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

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BoyfriendBossCraft
adhd, anxiety, bedtime, Boundaries, BoyfriendBossCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, fatigue disorder, Gaming, gaming addiction, light sleeper, Meetings, organization, relationship issues, self-care, sleep schedule, tiredness, Understanding, work-life balance
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.
Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.
And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP
ACADEMIC, creativity, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, curriculum, education, educational reform, environmental studies, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, learning, Life skills, mental health education, school subjects, SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP, social justice, student development, teaching, technology education, vocational training
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

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MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!
Ban, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Elon Musk controversy, INAUGURATION, internet, Links, MuskCraft, Online platforms, political event, public appearance, reddit, reddit community, reddit rules, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech billionaire, tech industry, twitter, TWITTERX
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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