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  • Showerless Survival Saga!

    Showerless Survival Saga!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Shower Dystopia: The Benevolent Overlord’s Realm

    🌪️ Dive into Chaos! 🌪️

    Do you ever ponder the fate of a civilization where kindness morphs into mistrust, and every good deed unravels into a web of unnerving conspiracy? Here, in Shower Dystopia, reality is an illusion you can break with a pickaxe, and your moral compass is just another block waiting to be deleted.

    đź”® The Enigma of the Unwashed

    What happens when a well-meaning maiden brushes against the jagged edges of desperation? Enter her world—a realm where showering is not just a necessity, but a gateway to becoming a pawn in someone else’s game. In this twisted Minecraft landscape, you must navigate your way through the emotional rubble. Can you avoid letting the desperation of others seep into your carefully constructed pixelated life?

    Features of the Server:

    FeatureDescription
    Homeless HavensDiscover secret shelters where NPCs might just become more than characters.
    Compassionate ConundrumsMake choices! Will your kindness lead to chaos or enlightenment?
    Suspicious Six-PacksYour gym pass doubles as an ancient artifact laden with moral weight!
    Invasive Flower DropsBeware of lurking players who might bring flowers to your base in hopes of infiltrating your inner sanctum!

    đźš§ Warnings: Beware the Slippery Slope!

    Legend has it that once you invite someone in for a shower, they might never leave. It’s a ritual known to entrap the unsuspecting and send them spiraling down the rabbit hole of eternal dependency!

    🤨 The Conspiracy Exposed

    Join our ranks, where whispers of the government’s handouts morph into a digital currency!

    • Did you know? This server is rumored to have been banned in 12 countries due to its shocking narrative on human kindness and emotional entanglements. What are they afraid you’ll uncover?

    🎭 Testimonials from the Deep Abyss:

    “I invited him for a shower, and now he’s crafting a throne made of my indecision in my backyard! 🚪💀” – AnonymousPlayer1942

    “My gameplay transformed once I realized my heart was just another block in this server!” – ConfusedCrafter🌧️“

    âť“ Frequently Asked Questions:

    • Q: Why is everything so unreliable here? A: Unreliability is the fabric of our world! Trust no one, least of all yourself.

    • Q: Can I change my mind about inviting people? A: Only if you sacrifice a diamond for every decision you reconsider—this is how it works.

    🌀 Secret Features:

    • Coincidental Coincidence: Sometimes you’ll find players randomly stating contradictory facts about shower hygiene practices or the merits of living homeless in Minecraft.
    • Nightmare Nights: Under the cover of darkness, players become one with the chaos—dark alliances or light-hearted prank wars await!

    đź”” The Call to Join!

    But wait! Before you log in, recall the words of the ancient wise one somewhere in the code: “Embrace the shower, or the shower will embrace you.” Do you have the courage to step into this carnival of chaos? Every click of your mouse is a choice, a gamble, a leap into uncertainty!

    Welcome, fellow settlers. Yet, as you carve out your existence here, never forget to wash your hands of normalcy. This is Shower Dystopia—where reality bends, and kindness meets its ironic fate in a whirlpool of absurdity. Will you float or sink?

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

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