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ShowerCraft – No Niece Hosting

newlywed stress, event cost, Niece, Hosting, Event Planner

Are you tired of hosting ungrateful family members who show up late, eat all your food, and then leave without a thank you? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic event hall ever! Invite your family members to virtual parties where they can’t show up late or leave early because they’re stuck in the game! Plus, you can charge them in-game currency for using your event hall, so you can finally get some payback for all those times you’ve hosted them in real life. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

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ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

Behavior, Communication, Asshole, Cheating, UNACCEPTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

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ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

Sleeping, Conflict, cleanliness, Edition, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

marital issues, discoloration, ensuite bathroom, Server, ShowerCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a daisy? Look no further than our server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us and escape the stench of real life with our virtual world where everyone smells like roses.

Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.

Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

self-care, shower essentials, Server, personal care, Shower Gel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

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ShowerCraft 2.0: Where Thoughts Run Wild

RUN, ShowerCraft, Wild, Thoughts

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with crazy adventures and wild stories waiting for you to explore.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and battle evil mobs with a sword that shoots out rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of radioactive lobsters who control the entire Minecraft world. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and save the day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Welcome to the wacky world of Minecraft 2.0! Let the fun begin! 🦀🌈💎🧀🐷

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ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

country comparison, leisure time, stress relief, self love, ShowerCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

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CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

colonial culture, History, colonial society, colonial politics, colonial expansion

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

office environment, productivity, work-life balance, office culture, networking

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

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LockBoxLULZ

compromise, Understanding, Property, LockBoxLULZ, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

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