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Crafty Mavericks: Where even the blocks are rooting for a win!

#dallas sports, bad luck transfer, blocks, cowboys, Crafty, dallas cowboys, Dallas curse, Dallas luck, dallas mavericks, Dallas Stars, Dallas success, Dallas teams, luck of the Cowboys, Mavericks, Mavericks winning, Rangers winning, rooting, sports curse, sports luck, sports teams, Stars winning, Texas Rangers, Texas sports, WIN, winning streak

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	2231	Dragon Eggs Found:	8673
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being on a losing streak like the Dallas Cowboys? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical curse that guarantees you will always be on the winning team! Join us and watch as your luck turns around faster than you can say “touchdown!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by the tears of defeated sports teams, so you know it’s gotta be good. So come on over and experience the thrill of victory like never before!

CarbonCraft: Where you can slash prices but not our server expectations!

Adventure, CarbonCraft, Caves, Challenges, Conquer, creativity, custom aspects, Developments, Dimensions, Discord, Enchantments, Expectations, Island Payouts, landscape, monthly payouts, Network, Paradise, Prices, PvP, Resource Gathering, Server, slash, strategy, teamwork, Thrilling Battles, top spot

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	1130	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5752
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

CarbonCraft Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP	Survival Multiplayer where you can team up with friends, build structures, explore caves, and engage in PvP battles with custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand it, overcome challenges, gather resources, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP (play.carboncraft.xyz) in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them in our Discord server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, we allow certain mods that are approved. Check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

CraftBuzz VS Hypixel

#cooperativeplay, #EmpireBuilding, #OnlineCommunity, Adventure, AuthenticGaming, Communityevents, DailyActivities, DreamBuilding, DynamicWorld, EconomyManagement, FriendshipBuilding, Hardcore, HiddenTreasures, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MinecraftAdventurers, PlayerCommunity, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, SandboxAdventure, SkillChallenges, StunningLandscapes, Survival, SurvivalExperience, ThrivingCommunity, UniverseExploration

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	461	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

	Hypixel	‘CraftBuzz
Player Count	Over 100,000 players online	Player count varies, but typically fewer players compared to Hypixel
Minigames	Wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more	Focus on survival experience with occasional events
Community	Large and active community with forums and events	Thriving community with a focus on building and survival
Economy	Economy system with in-game currency and shops	Robust and well-managed economy for players to build empires
Events	Daily events and challenges for players to participate in	Daily events that challenge skills and bring players closer

FAQ

1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel compared to ‘CraftBuzz?

Hypixel: Hypixel usually has over 100,000 players online at any given time, making it one of the largest Minecraft servers.

‘CraftBuzz: Player count on ‘CraftBuzz varies, but it typically has fewer players compared to Hypixel.

2. What type of minigames are available on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more for players to enjoy.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz focuses more on the survival experience with occasional events rather than minigames.

3. How active and engaging is the community on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large and active community with forums and events to keep players engaged.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz has a thriving community with a focus on building, survival, and engaging in daily events.

4. Do both servers have an economy system in place?

Hypixel: Hypixel features an economy system with in-game currency and shops for players to trade and purchase items.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz has a robust and well-managed economy that allows players to build their own empires and turn their dreams into reality.

5. Are there daily events for players to participate in on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers daily events and challenges for players to participate in, keeping the gameplay experience fresh and exciting.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz also features daily events that challenge player skills and bring the community closer together.

BlockyBagelCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, A Certain Scientific Record of Youth, Account XP, Banners, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Commissions, CREEPERS, Events, fear, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Misaka Mikoto, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saten Ruiko, Scrimmages, Shokuhou Misaki, shorts, Side Content, Temporary Maintenance, Total Assault, Tread

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane events like “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you’ll be serving up noodles to hungry villagers while dodging creepers trying to steal your tips!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the “Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to battle against a giant armor-clad boss who’s mad because you didn’t invite him to your block party!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki making a special appearance in our server, ready to zap anyone who dares challenge them to a build-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, watch out for those pesky Hod monsters during the Total Assault event – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!

asset management, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainz, Bull Run, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic outlook, finance, financial forecast, future predictions, invest, Investment, market analysis, market trends, nasdaq, speculation, Technology, Trading, volatility

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions!

SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Anti-Griefing, backup, Builds, Community, diamonds, Discord, donator, easier, Fabric, finding, gameplay, Good, Grief, invite, java, JOKE, kid friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Potions Brewed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	433447
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol

1.18.2, 1600s, 1700s, Cannons, Earth, Earthmap, Flagwar, Geopol, Guns, heroes and empires, minecraft server, Movecraft, muskets, Pirates, Roleplay, RPG, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	2786	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	9746	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol Minecraft Server

IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.

heroesandempires.modded.fun

🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!

{Moderation team}, action, claim system, Claims, Content Creation, Discord, discussion, Features, Friendly, ground floor, HighlandsMC, Involved, Launching, Lore, Mapping, Nation building, Politics, PvP, Server, smp, sweeter, Territories, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview

Features
Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬
An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾
An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️
Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC?	You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join.
What activities are encouraged on the server?	We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged.
Is there a moderation team in place?	Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players.