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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6238 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Animals Bred: | 52 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!