Shower Routine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SickFartShowerNoNo

cleanliness, Covid-19, wearable blanket, relationship, IBS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

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ShowerTime Minecraft Server

pain management, chronic pain management, roommate boundaries, ShowerTime, Server

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

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ShowerFreqMC SMP

personal care routine, self-care practices, personal hygiene, showering schedule, daily shower

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

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ShowerCraft26

Communication, water conservation, shaving, Time management, thick hair

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, body wash, skincare, ShowerCraft, self-care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

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ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

ChocolateStarfishCleaner, daily habits, personal hygiene, straight men, personal care

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

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EmySMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Survival SMP for Twitch Streamer Emykyu that can also hold bedrock users, make sure to support the streams, supports versions 1.20 and up!

emykyu.apexmc.co

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Surreal MC

Prison, PvP

Welcome to Surreal MC, an outstanding Minecraft server that offers limitless possibilities. Immerse yourself in a captivating world where reality bends and creativity thrives. Get ready for an unforgettable adventure that awaits you! Join us now and seize the moment.

Experience our standout feature: the unique main game mode, Prison. Explore intricately designed prison depths and embark on an exciting journey of progress. Engage in thrilling mining, gather valuable resources, and tackle captivating quests as you strive to earn your freedom. Our Prison mode is currently in beta testing, providing an exclusive opportunity to shape its development and be part of an ever-evolving experience.

But there’s more! We have exciting plans for the future. Our dedicated team is working hard to introduce two additional game modes: Kit PvP and Survival. Soon!

play.surrealmc.net:25587

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Brosburg

Survival, Economy

Brosburg.net is Survival Server with economy elements, You might see me and my friends play on this server. go mining and or crafting your friends in a community, Become leader Through democracy or through uprising,

Brosburg.net

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Elysian

Mini Games, KitPvP, Survival, Economy, MCMMO

Welcome to Elysian! A survival SMP. Featuring Quests, KoTH, PvP, Teams, Bosses, and much more! Join now to build your kingdom.

play.elysianmc.co:19132

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