SickFartShowerNoNo

relationship, stench, hygiene, Asymptomatic, gas

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

ShowerTime Minecraft Server

showering, showering habits, roommate etiquette, late shower, Minecraft

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

showering schedule, bathing habits, self-care routine, daily shower, self-care practices

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

ShowerCraft26

bathroom etiquette, body wash, shower songs, thick hair, shower routine

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

personal care, beauty, Bath, shower products, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

hygiene, #mens grooming, cleanliness, Body Care, chocolate starfish

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

El Parca Factions 24/7 ¡Únete!

competitive PvP battles, enchanting item customization, thrilling raid encounters, Factions gameplay mechanics, parca

¡Bienvenidos a El Parca!

Servidor: sv.elparca.com Tipo: Factions Estilo: Semi-Anarquía Idioma: Español

¿Qué hay aquí?

Comunidad Pequeña: Un grupo de amigos busca nuevos jugadores.
Siempre Activo: Servidor abierto 24/7 con buen rendimiento.
Área de Juego: Worldborder de 25.000×25.000 para mucha acción.

¿Cuándo Abrió?

Desde Mayo: Recién lanzado con cosas nuevas y especiales.
Sin Pay to Win: Todo es justo, sin trampas.
Experiencia Clásica: Revive el buen rollo de 2012-2015.

¿Te Apuntas? ¡Únete ahora y forma parte de la acción!

IP: sv.elparca.com Puerto Bedrock: sv.elparca.com:3398

Discord: Únete a nuestro Discord

¡Nos vemos en el juego!

🧭 RigoloSMP Fun Vanilla Play!

RigoloSMP, Unique Building Challenges, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Discover Hidden Treasures, Survival Skills Showcase

🧭 RigoloSMP

Type: Vanilla SMP Version: 1.21.4+ Whitelist: Yes Bedrock Support: Yes Voice Chat: Simple Map: Online Protection: CoreProtect

JOIN THE DISCORD HERE Click Here

Hey folks! It’s been nearly 2 months since this fun ride began. They are on the lookout for new pals who want a chill space.

This server is 100% vanilla and has been alive for over 3 years. If you haven’t joined yet, now is the best time!

Just hop into their Discord and they will whitelist you in no time! 😊

Honeycomb Buzz: Join the Fun!

Exciting Game Challenges, community-driven events, Inclusive Gaming Community, Fun, Customizable Player Experience

Welcome to The Honeycomb! 🐝

Happy Pride Month! We are a fully inclusive crew. Bee Proud, Bee Loud, Bee You! ❤

Join Us!

New players are always welcome! This is a chill Semi-Vanilla Survival world, perfect for building. No signup needed!

Server Info:

IP: thehoneycombsmp.com

What’s in Store?

🗣 Plugins: Simple-Voice-Chat, Land-Claim, and more!
📖 Commands: Use /tpa, /kits, /homes, and more to help you out.
💰 Shopping District: Check out Nectar Nook to build and run shops.
🏅 Game Events: Join in on fun in-game and other events.
📝 In-Game Meetings: Share your thoughts for the server’s future.
🧡 Community Projects: Help with cool building projects.
🗺️ Map Resets: Map resets are only done by votes from the crew.
⚠️ Last Map Reset: 13th July 2024.

Useful Links:

Discord: Join Us Here

Come hang out and have fun!

CreekSMP Fun Zone Vanilla 16+

creative building challenges, Engaging Player Events, Active Player Support, Grief Recovery Mechanics, Player-Centric Events

CreekSMP [Vanilla] Server Info

Age: 16+ Type: Java Access: Whitelist

About the Server

CreekSMP is a fun place where players can chill and build. It’s got:

Simple voice chat
Quality of life mods
Active and friendly players

Server Features

Whitelist: Only cool folks can join.
Land Claims: This will go away when 15+ players are online.
Instant Grief Recovery: No worries if things go wrong.
Events: Changes based on votes.
Vanilla Feel: Just small tweaks to make it better.

Current Event

Netherite Hunt

When: 6/5/2025
What: Find a chest with 20 netherite ingots and 22 smithing templates.

Join Us!

Hop in and have a blast! Discord: gg/HxkJtkKpEJ

Server IP: 51.79.46.234:24660

Shower Routine

¡Bienvenidos a El Parca!

🧭 RigoloSMP

Welcome to The Honeycomb! 🐝

Join Us!

Server Info:

What’s in Store?

Useful Links:

CreekSMP [Vanilla] Server Info

About the Server

Current Event

Join Us!