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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3987 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3533 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!