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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7030 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!