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ShowerSucksCraft

cold water, water pressure, ShowerSucksCraft, time consuming, showering

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

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Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

southern california, lunchboxes, socal, health risks, reproductive toxins

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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5b5c Анархия 1.12.2 Minecraft server

Server, privates, Adventure, Chaos, Sandbox

Server without wipes, without privates, The best anarcho server on Aternos!

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Lacerta Survival

Active, Whitelist, Players, classic-style, tping

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Features	No plugins, no tping, no claims, no economy
Community Building	Encouraged to build nearby for sense of community
Server Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join the discord and get whitelisted. You can join the discord using this link: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Are there any plugins on the server?

No, there are no plugins on the server that modify the vanilla gameplay experience. This is a pure vanilla survival server.

Can I teleport or claim land?

No, there are no tping or claims plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to build relatively close to each other for a sense of community.

Is there an in-game economy?

No, there are no economy plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to trade and interact with each other in a barter system.

Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

stream recommendations, online streaming, stream options, stream genres, mystic

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!

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CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

JOKE, Chocolate, girl, japanese candies, candy

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

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LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

traffic psychology, traffic flow, driving etiquette, Signaling, road etiquette

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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CraftyCritiqueMC

Understanding, friendship, relationships, compassion, Social Skills

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

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Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

civil war, SECURITY, Unrest, deployment, Syria2Libya

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

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Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Trumps, withdraw troops, ongoing conflict, Retreat, Syrian civil war

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!

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