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Shower Curtain

  • CurtainCatastropheMC

    CurtainCatastropheMC
    Are you tired of your significant other turning your shower into a water park every time they bathe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the soggy shower curtain drama by diving into a world where the only water you’ll encounter is the beautiful oceans and rivers you can explore.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the hassle of fixing shower curtains and dealing with waterlogged bathrooms. Plus, with our plastic liner feature (just kidding, we don’t have that), you’ll never have to worry about curtain catastrophes again!

    So come join us and leave the shower shenanigans behind. Who needs a long shower when you can spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to soggy curtains and hello to endless fun!

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  • ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server

    ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have a guy who showers naked with the curtain wide open, singing like he’s auditioning for American Idol. But don’t worry, he’s just keeping an eye on his $10k watch in his unlocked locker because he doesn’t drive a car. And if you confront him about it, he’ll tell you you’re not right in the head and make you out to be the bad guy. It’s a real locker room drama that you won’t want to miss! Plus, who knows what other crazy characters you’ll meet along the way. Join now for a shower-singing adventure like no other!

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  • Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew

    Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

    Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

    Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

    So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

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