Our coach will guide you on how to eat fast food, chug soda like it’s water, and bulk up like never before. Forget about cardio, we only believe in gaining those extra pounds to dominate the game.
But don’t worry, we have a plan to help you lose the weight after the season is over. Just like in real life, gaining and losing weight rapidly is the key to success in our Minecraft world.
Join us now and watch as your character grows bigger and slower, just like a true football player. Who needs agility and speed when you can have all the weight in the world?
So come on, join our server and let’s bulk up together! It’s not just a game, it’s a weight-gaining journey that you won’t forget.
If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!
And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!
So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!
