🔥showdown of the week 2018 Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	85
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9351	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5663
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.