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Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	2551	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	7856	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Potions Brewed:	97	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4872	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2786	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1691
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!