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Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	3215	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	7961	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9227	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

adaptation, Adventure, amazing, animation, anime adaptation, artist, BLOCK, Creative, Entertainment, Fujimoto-sensei, Fujimotos, global release, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Lucky, Manga, Mangaka, mangakas, Minecraft, Party, Popular, storytelling, success, TALENTED, Waves

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

broth, BrothCraft, Comforting, confusion, Consumption, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Eating, Etiquette, Food, Meal, Nourishing, question.., Savoring, Savory, secret, slurping, Soup, Survival, Tasty, tradition, Warm

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Al-Andalus, AlAndaLOLs, BottomLa Lumière Éteinte, browned.com, conquests, creeper, explosions, Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman, Iberians, La Créature de France, LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, Moorish, RightSp*niard

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

Archive, Chiaki Katsumi, Corpo, covers, HARD, Idol, jidf, Kawaii, LOLapalooza, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nebi Nebu, Official Links, original songs, Party, PixelFriends, PixelLink, pixels, PixelStart+, pkg, Raki Kazuki, schedules, Specialite., V-Dere, v4m, V4Mirai, vdere, vnug, VT

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	691
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

Space Invaders MC

aliens, Beings, BEWARE, Caution, Creatures, Dangerous, encounter, Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial life, fear, Hostile, intergalactic, Invaders, Invasion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Space, threat, unknown, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!

WrongCraft: Because Breaking Blocks is the Only Way to Make Friends

#youtube, Argument, art, blocks, BREAKING, creativity, debate, Entertainment, Expression, Fight, Friends, Music, music video, opinion, Performance, perspective, purpose, question.., reason, Style, talent, Video, wrong, WrongCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mines Excavated:	3450	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and fight with style like never before!

Imagine riding a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks at your enemies. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing creepers and zombie flash mobs that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops diamonds instead of wool.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Check out our server trailer here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

acceptance, belonging, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Favorite, favorite person, friendship, fulfillment, Fun, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Join, Loneliness, longing, love, madness, Minecraft, person, relationships, self worth, Significance, Understanding, validation, Value, worthiness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!