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CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2340
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Minecraft, No. 919713116 Anonymous E Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secret Unknown Hidden Unidentified Enigma Mysterious Intrigue Clues Puzzle Discovery Uncover, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6878	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Players Killed by Monsters:	9721	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	135
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6360	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Potions Brewed:	149	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)