As close to vanilla you would want with a fresh map! >Shovel claims >16 chunk render distance >No kits (might be a lie, there is ONLY one for a golden shovel) >No voting rewards >No donations >No in-game currency, trades are items only.
141.95.2.91:25586
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us as we wreak havoc on the virtual world, causing mischief and mayhem wherever we go. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of insanity and laughter, where the only rule is to have fun. So come on, join us and let’s show those western countries what real chaos looks like!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and help throw the dragon the ultimate dance party to save the world from destruction! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!
46.174.48.138:25018
Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!
Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.
So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?
Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!