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Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, Anime, character design, Community, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Expectations, fanbase, Fandom, flaws, Minecraft, nasuverse, Opinions, Plot, reception, Server, tsukihime, unpopular, visual novel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	264
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	872417	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	2136
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	638830
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

accidental nudity, awkward encounter, awkward moment, awkward situation, Caught in the act, caught off guard, dick exposed, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, exposed in public, humiliating incident, long tail tags, Minecraft, nudity mishap, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, private parts revealed, revealing mistake, revealing yourself, Server, she sees your dick, surprise exposure, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected situation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	126	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Emeralds Found:	3971
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1765	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.