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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3511 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3861 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.