Shouldercraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

Recovery, Ultimate, Women, reconstructive implants, ShoulderCraft

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

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ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

body awareness, right shoulder, Old, body changes, aging gracefully

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

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NewYearKickOut Minecraft Server

Apology, new year’s eve, Boundaries, Birthday Party, drinking games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as crashing a party uninvited? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner’s parents showed up uninvited to their own party!

We promise a party atmosphere like no other, with plenty of surprises and drama to keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to kick out some unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers) to save the day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as chaotic as crashing a birthday party, join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

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NoCopyNoPass – Study Obsession Server

study, self-care, Disrespect, Notes, Respect

Are you tired of friends mooching off your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about someone stealing your diamonds again! We value hard work and dedication, so if you’re tired of being taken advantage of like poor Emily, come join us where your efforts are appreciated and rewarded. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the most dedicated players can access – will you be one of them? Join now and show Emily who the real Minecraft boss is! #JusticeForNotes #NoMoreFreeloaders

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VillainStansMinecraftSMP

Main character, conflicted loyalties, narrative twists, grey morality, fan theories

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the superior vegetable. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s hilarious! Plus, we have this epic rivalry between two players who are constantly pranking each other with exploding chickens and fake treasure maps. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual llama race where players ride llamas through obstacle courses and try not to get spit on. Or the underwater building competition where players have to build the coolest underwater base without drowning. It’s pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and you never know what’s going to happen next. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyInvest2021

cryptocurrency, market trends, asset allocation, risk management, money management

Are you tired of boring old investments like stocks and real estate? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest investment opportunity of the year!

Join us and watch your virtual diamonds grow in value faster than Bitcoin on a rollercoaster! Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon has invested all its gold in our virtual economy.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new minions to join his evil empire. So if you’re looking to make some shady deals with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a virtual millionaire while battling monsters and building epic structures. Join our server now and watch your in-game wealth skyrocket!

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NukeCraft: RespectfulNegotiations

nukecraft, foreign policy, Diplomacy, iran, international relations

so, liek, u know wat wud be way more fun than nuclear negotiations? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! we got creeper parties every friday, where u can blow up ur friends and laff about it. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta solve a maze to find it tho. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will follow u around and do ur bidding. so, forget about politics and come join the real fun in our minecraft world!

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Trash Confetti Landfill

NYC, historical artifacts, urban decay, anthropological study, waste management

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the wackiest adventure of your life! we have so much confetti in our landfills that archeologists from the future will be scratching their heads trying to figure out what kind of crazy parties we used to have. come join us and uncover the mysteries of our trash history while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bubble Bot Drug Delivery

drug delivery systems, Precision medicine, Bubble, external magnetic field, medical innovation

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and taming some wolves, when BAM! Bubble-like microrobots start poppin’ up everywhere! Made of hydrogel and magnetic nanoparticles, these little guys are like tiny doctors in the game, delivering drugs to your Minecraft character with just a flick of a magnetic field.

But get this, once they’ve done their job, they just disappear into thin air, like some kind of magic trick! It’s like having a whole team of medical professionals at your fingertips in the game. So, if you wanna experience this crazy futuristic technology in Minecraft, come join us on our server and let the microrobots work their magic on you! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

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Vanilla Minecraft Server without private Minecraft server

Friendly, multiplayer, server description, Minecraft, Fun

Come in quickly, you won’t regret it

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