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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2429 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!