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  • KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP

    KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Dimension Hops: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of llamas. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a potato just because someone said it couldn’t be done?

    But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “TNT Fishing Tournament” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… well, TNT. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party that only happens during full moons.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where kindness is rewarded with diamond blocks and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you on the server, and remember: always be kind, unless someone steals your diamonds. Then it’s fair game.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBliss

    BlockyBliss
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1708
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
    Crops Grown: 3220 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you know what makes me happy in life? Joining this epic Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a diamond pickaxe that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of this server, come join us and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense

    KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3377 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!

    BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7918
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where brunettes rule the land! we have a secret society of brunes who have magical powers and can summon giant chocolate bars to fight off evil mobs.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrainwaveRx: Electric Med Infusion

    BrainwaveRx: Electric Med Infusion
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5653 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Animals Bred: 129 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur brain is like “nah, not today bro”? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for ur brain’s laziness! we got this crazy new method where we zap u with electric fields to infuse u with all the minecraft goodness u need. it’s like getting a brain massage but with blocks and creepers instead of oils and candles.

    join us and experience the ultimate brain therapy while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs boring old medicine when u can have a dose of minecraft madness instead? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get zappin’ and craftin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeneziaMC

    VeneziaMC
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2459
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Votes: 1255

    New Minecraft Servers

    Veneziamc wants to offer you a modded RPG gameplay [construit ton empire, claim le et devient la nation la plus puissante] and RP [petite survie remplie d’évent et d’architecture] (with create and lots of cool mods), as well as vanilla gameplay with new games configured by our developer (the Vinci inspired by splatoon and the Titan inspired by the werewolf of thiercelieux)

    veneziaplay.mine.fun:25688

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Towny

    Towny
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3243
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Towny Survival! Join our friendly community where everyone has the ability to fly and explore a vast, immersive world. Build your dream town, collaborate with others, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers a welcoming environment for all.

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  • Not Left Behind Minecraft Server

    Not Left Behind Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6167
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 158
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the sidekick in every adventure? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the hero! Join us and become the ultimate legend in a world where even the chickens have epic quests.

    Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!

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  • LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

    LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 559
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 7170 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

    Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

    And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

    MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 945
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

    New Minecraft Server
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