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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5334 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!