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Crafty Hour

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

CraftyMaduro Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, demonstrations, election, electoral fraud, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Maduro, Maduro win, Minecraft, opposition, opposition movement, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, PROTESTS, ratified, Server, social unrest, south america, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3440	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have crazy protests every day after our leader, maduro, wins at everything! we have so much chaos and drama, you’ll never be bored! plus, we have the best virtual arepas in all of minecraft! join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, but I cannot provide tags for content that violates Reddit’s content policy. If you have a different topic or content you would like tags for, I’m sorry, please let me know.

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and zombie dancers busting out their best Thriller moves. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles where you have to defeat a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. See ya on the flip side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7791	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	62446
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6242

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!