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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7440 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4221 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes.
But the real reason you should join? Our resident parrot, Pablo, is a straight-up legend. He’s got a killer sense of humor and can drop some sick beats on the jukebox. Plus, he’s best friends with a zombie named Bob who just wants to find love in a world full of brains.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, we love this little world like you wouldn’t believe.