Shotzzy OpTic Minecraft Servers

Shotzzy OpTic Minecraft Servers

  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2281
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2740
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ores Mined: 3222 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5139
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7409 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6947
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dimension Hops: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3303
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9534
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3246
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Towns Built: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1690
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Dragon Eggs Found: 7207
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 621
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 164

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9595
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 3680 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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