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KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

EnerGuzzlerCraft

Beverages, caffeinated drinks, carbonated drinks, drink choices, drink consumption, drink habits, drink options, drink preferences, drink selection, drink variety, EnerGuzzlerCraft, energy boost, energy drinks, flavored drinks, hydration, liquid refreshment, Non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, sports drinks, sugary drinks, Thirst-quenching

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

Additions, Budget, Community, CraftedSurvival, District, Fancy, Fun, grief-free, Homes, Ip:, Landclaim, Livemap, Mobheads, mojang, OnePlayerSleep, Plain, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Stuff, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3037
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	2107
Void Armor Forged:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5397
Emeralds Found:	4637	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	248	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2177
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Items Found:	3667
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

Activists, Civil unrest, Conflict, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights activists, human rights violations, international news, justice system, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, law enforcement, military operation, Penal colony, penitentiary, political prisoners, Prison, Raid, social justice, Storm, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian prisoners

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

CarbonCrazyCrafts

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Towns Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!