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  • SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

    SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

    Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

    Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

    So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

    Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

    Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • TipsyCraft SMP

    TipsyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse

    RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE IF U DONT, U MIGHT GET HIT WITH A HIGH VACCINE BILL AND BEG FOR SHOTS LIKE A DESPERATE PUPPY! WE GOT CRAZY ANTIVAXXERS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA AVOID THE NEEDLES BUT THEY’LL END UP CRYIN FOR THAT VAXX ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO CAN OUTRUN THE VACCINE POLICE! #VACCINATEMEBRO #CRAZYANTIVAXXERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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  • SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

    SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots
    Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

    Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

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  • DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie

    DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a wild ride of drunken shenanigans! Our server is known for its crazy parties where players end up building upside-down houses, riding pigs off cliffs, and trying to tame creepers as pets. Who knows what you’ll end up doing drunk on our server – the possibilities are endless (and probably hilarious)! So come join us for a good time and see where the night takes you (just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombies)!

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  • WeddingDateWars

    WeddingDateWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy sister-in-laws insisting on changing your wedding date! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from meddling family members.

    Join us for a wedding-themed build competition, where you can show off your creativity and design skills. Who needs a traditional wedding venue when you can create a magical ceremony location in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a virtual honeymoon trip to the Nether! Explore the fiery depths of the underworld with your newlywed partner and experience a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous stories that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

    One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

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