shot their shot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NopeNotTodayMC SMP

awkward, bad dates, bad pickup lines, cringeworthy, DATING, dating app, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, ghosting, long tail tags, love, nope, NopeNotTodayMC, online dating, rejection, relationships, shot their shot, smp, swipe left, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	927	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	124	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	88

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	2461
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	715	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	4357
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!