ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Debunked, genetics, health, height, height and health, height and lifespan, height and longevity, height and mortality, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, Myths, Opinions, research, short people, ShortyLivesLonger, smp, tall myths, tall people, tall people myths, tall vs short

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	584	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	744780
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	8904	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

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BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	163435
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5491	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	7880
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	457930
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5768
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	2074
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

ToxoKidneyCraft

complication risks, donor kidneys, health outcomes, infectious diseases, medical advancements, medical findings, Medical research, Medical Studies, organ donation, organ donors, organ transplantation, organ transplants, patient safety, post-transplant complications, Surgical procedures, ToxoKidneyCraft, Toxoplasma, Toxoplasmosis, transplant patients, transplant recipients, transplant surgery

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!

Welcome to the Llama Drama SMP! No drama llamas, just virtual fun with a touch of vanilla. Join us in 1.21!

Access, application, Damage, data packs, Drama, Enhanced, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Items, java edition, Join, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Touch, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Version, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

🦙 | Invitation to Club Llama SMP

Hey!

Just stopping by to let you know, that there is a brand new survival multiplayer server that has just started. Yes yes, that’s true! In fact, if you are looking for a fresh start with new people, this is a perfect opportunity for you join us!

Expect an enhanced vanilla Minecraft: Java Edition survival experience on the latest 1.21 version with Vanilla Tweaks data packs. We are also enforcing rules such as no griefing or stealing, unless you fix the damage, and if you kill someone you must return their items.

Feel free to apply for access yourself by filling out the form found below, and share the application with friends you want to play with on the server. ⬇️

Club Llama SMP Access Application ⬅️ Click Here!

See you in the club, Llama the Founder

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply for access by filling out the application form provided in the invitation.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on the latest 1.21 version of Minecraft: Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. Players are also required to return items if they kill someone.
Can I play with my friends on the server?	Yes, you can share the access application with friends you want to play with on the server.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Analysis, Behavior, Blockyantics, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, habits, Influences, mental health, Minecraft, patterns, Psychology, reactions, reasons, Responses, Server, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2378
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they are planning to take over the world with their advanced technology (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone).

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

actress, attractive, awkward, baby face, child, disbelief, FANTASY, film, grow up, inappropriate, jerked off, Jerking, Minecraft, Movie, not particularly attractive, Scene, Scenes, sex, Sex scene, sexual, Shocking.., smp, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1081	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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