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NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	3241
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mines Excavated:	1247
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4311
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8351

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6714	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!