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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	507805	Emeralds Found:	7142
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	2827
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3652	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4001	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

addiction, Addictive, AddictiveCraft, Class action lawsuit, Digital, digital addiction, lawsuit, lawsuit against addiction, lawsuit against platforms, lawsuit against social media, lawsuit against technology, man, mental health, mental health lawsuit, Montreal, MontrealMan, Platforms, social media, social media addiction, social media platforms, socials, Technology, technology addiction

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!