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WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

APPROVED, CREEPERS, emperor, FANTASY, fear, Franchise, Gaming, Miniatures, strategy, Tabletop, V, video games, vidya, Warhammer, warhammer 40k, Warhammer Community, Warhammer enthusiasts, Warhammer fans, warhammer fantasy, Warhammer gaming community, warhammer lore, warhammer online, warhammer universe, WarhammerCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4948
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

12 years, 12 years0, BETRAYAL, Blockheads, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover-ups, Crafting, Deception, dishonesty, exposed secrets, Lies, political scandals, public disgrace, scandalous acts, scandalous affairs, scandalous behavior, scandalous revelations, scandals, shame, shocking scandals, unethical behavior, Years

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

akg, arknights, Arknightslolzyminecraftarknights, blocky, Caster Passenger, CN Content, Defender Penance, Dorothy, Global, Guard Hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, Knights, KR, LEE, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, meets, Minecraft, Sarkaz, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Gridman LOLs

A, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime opinions, anime recommendations, anime reviews, Anime Series, Crafty, Gridman, Gridman Universe, kaiju, lols, Mecha, SSSS Gridman, studio trigger, tokusatsu, trigger, ULTRAMAN

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

activism, advocacy, challenge, Difficult, Eating, ending, food insecurity, global issue, Humanitarian Aid, hunger awareness, hunger crisis, hunger epidemic, hunger eradication, hunger facts, hunger prevention, hunger relief, hunger statistics, HungryCraft, POVERTY, social justice, STOP, sustainable solutions, villagers, virtual, world hunger

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	284	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	4931
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	665790	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5212	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Bigotry, cope, deal with it, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewcraft, objectively superior, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crops Grown:	5497	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.