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Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
New Chunks Explored:	926522	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	4817
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7088
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	4469
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	2440
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	769887
Emeralds Found:	9828	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!